Party Details

Hello!

Saturday 3/16

5 pm - 2 am

At our house!

(Can’t remember where we live? Just text us)

She loves pizza! She loves a slutty top! She’s turning 35! Come party with us and celebrate pizza, wearing whatever the hell you want, and Annie. Dress like a slut for pizza, or a pizza for sluts. Dress like you walked out of a Papa Gino’s Italian countryside mural from the 80s, or the cute little pepperoncini that you are. Channel Minute Maid-orange soda-Pepsi abominations from the soda fountain, or a completely un-chopped wedge salad. Channel Paris Hilton in the Carl’s Jr. commercial. Or just come as you are because we love you and want you there!

  • Just keep the outfits PG-13 ;) Prizes go to most creative topping application and best double entendre pizza slogan.

  • Pizza (GF options too ) and orange soda cocktails will be served. We’ll appreciate any snacks or beverages you add to the pile.

  • Parents - bring your kiddos on the earlier side if you’d like.

  • Everybody - please don’t come if you aren’t feeling well, and even better, take a rapid test day-of.

  • Getting here - Uber/Lyft recommended! Free 2 hour parking on Washington Street, limited but free metered parking after 8pm (last time I checked) across from Beacon Street Pizza

  • Staying here - sorry y’all, our extra sleeping space is spoken for. Please plan a safe way to get home.

  • Cats? Why yes, we have one! Bring your Benadryl if needed.

  • Lastly, if you want to help run the pizza show (dough stretching, pizza topping application, pizza oven - yes we’re doing it all!) send us a message!